Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!

Okay, I laughed my head off when I read this! It is sooo funny!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

*That's not right...
*Sum Ting Wong

*Are you harboring a fugitive?...
*Hu Yu Hai Ding

*See me ASAP...
*Kum Hia Nao

*Stupid Man...
*Dum Gai

*Small horse...
*Tai Ni O Ni

*Did you go to the beach?...
*Wai Yu So Tan?

*I bumped into a coffee table...
*Ai Bang Mai Ni

*I think you need a face lift...
*Chin Tu Fat

*It's very dark in here...
*Wai So Dim?

*It thought you were on a diet...
*Wai yu Mun Ching?

*This is a tow away zone...
*No Pah King

*Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
*Wai Yu Kum Nao?

*Staying out of sight...
*Lei Ying Lo

*He's cleaning his automobile...
*Wa Shing Ka

*Your body ordour is offensive...
*Yu Stin Ki Pu